Girl Next Door is pregnant

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Holly Madison, who spent four years on E!'s Girls Next Door as one of Hugh Hefner's live in girlfriends (gross), is pregnant with her first child. The father is Pasquale Rotella, a party promoter.

Seriously. This kid's parents are a topless model and a party promoter. Is anyone going to be shocked when this kid is pailing around with the next generation of Kardasian? At what age are they unable to help the child with its school work, six or seven?

“Holly and I are so excited to announce that we are going to be parents,” Rotella said. “We’re in love and counting down the days until we meet our beautiful baby. I can hardly believe how lucky I am.”

Madison confirmed the pregnancy news on her Twitter, which shockingly was spelled correctly and with proper grammer.

“Thank you for all the words of congratulations!,” she tweeted.

After breaking up with Hefner in 2008 (still gross), Madison moved to Las Vegas and starred in a topless burlesque show, Peepshow, and then had a second show on E!, Holly's World. It lasted two unbearable seasons.

Is anyone going to be surprised when her pregnancy is the basis for another "reality" series?

- Holly Madison

Written by: Hamatosan
Aug 29th, 2012, 11:39 am

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