
Barker's Beautys, no more.
Well, not exactly, but there will be fewer, as now we are going to meet some of Carey's Cuties or whatever The Price is Right calls its new male models.
Never before has a beautiful man graced The Price is Right stage. But earlier this month, the producers on the show decided that enough was enough and it was time for a change. And today an open casting call was held for male models. Many, many men decided to come on down and hope their chips plunked into a new, groundbreaking gig.
The vetting was daunting. Could the men walk, raise their hands, point at objects AND smile?
The idea is to narrow down the field to six finalists, who then will compete (to the death) in a five-episode web series, involving challenges. No, I didn't make that up.
The winning man will then reach his dream, at least for a week. You see, whoever wins has a one-week trial period where he will have to win over the black heart of Drew Carey.
The trial week begins October 15.
It is unknown what will happen to the losers. But my sources tell me it will involve something like this:

I have to say, it does my heart good to see this. I'm an ex pat living in Italy and it's really bad here. Seeing all the young girls half naked parading around tv talk and game shows. Young girls aspiring to be one of these witless beauties and demeaning women even more. Makes me want to weep.