Teen Mom Farrah Close To Solo Reality Series

MTV's "Teen Mom" and "16 & Pregnant" series have had their share of compelling stories and heartbreak, but forget all that because Farrah Abraham is set to get her own reality show!

Abraham has been chasing the dream of fame since winding down on "Teen Mom," pursuing a modeling career in addition to releasing an autobiography entitled "My Teenage Dream Ended" (along with a Rebecca-Black-level accompanying album). Now, young Farrah is reportedly nearing a deal to keep up her profile on the small screen. "I'm just closing it," Abraham told US Weekly. "It's gonna be just about me and my life."

That's pretty much the idea of a reality show. Less clear is how involved Abraham's infant daughter will be in the new series, given that the young mother left her in the care of her own mother in Iowa. "She's wonderful," Abraham said of her 3-year-old daughter, Sophia Laurent. "I've been working so much, but I fly out tomorrow to see her — I'm so excited." Yeah, babies are so great when you don't have to put up with them 24/7.

Now let's all rock out to Farrah's laughably awful new pop-single, "On My Own"! Be sure to have tissue on hand for imminent ear-bleeding.