Bristol Palin is the bomb!
Oh no wait, I misread that. Apparently having Bristol Palin around brings the bombs. Or at least suspicious packages that require FBI agents, police, fire and health officials being sent to investigate suspicious mailings.
That happened today, as CBS Studios (where ABC's Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars is filmed) received the suspected package. And while field tests indicated that the substance inside was innocuous, further tests are going on to be sure, as well as an investigation into who mailed it.
Apparently a note was sent with the package, that read something to the effect of "This is what will happen to you if Bristol Palin stays on [the show]."
Seriously people. What has Bristol Palin done that deserves this kind of treatment? She is a young woman who you might not like, but does not deserve death. Sigh.
The package contained white powder and is being treated as a serious threat.
A similar package containing white powder arrived at the Los Angeles studio where the live show films on Mondays and Tuesdays.
ABC had no comment on the matter, and CBS did not comment on the actual situation.
The world and the people that live in it get scarier by the day.