Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, America's favorite rotund redneck princess, has officially made it today. One of the only people alive more charismatic than the the beloved Honey Boo Boo, Christopher Walken, took time out of his busy schedule of promoting his new film Seven Psychopaths, to read aloud dialogue spoken on the hit TLC reality show (the fact that I had to include the word hit there is really, really depressing) Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Accompanied by co-star Sam Rockwell, Walked read the part of the "Coupon Queen" June Shannon, Honey Boo Boo's .... interesting.... mother. Rockwell pitched in as well, playing Honey Boo Boo. Joining them was Colin Farrell, who thought he was getting off easy until he was cast as Chubbs, Honey Boo Boo's sister, and forced to reveal Chubbs' unique weight-loss strategy.
Please enjoy Here Comes Walken Boo Boo, embedded below:
Do you think Farrell Chubbs is onto something? Can the fart diet work? What is vagiggle jaggle? What about road kill - is there a proper way to prepare it? Bravo, America. The world looks at you and smiles, thankful that Honey Boo Boo is something they can point their fingers at and laugh about.