Nothing gets people more sexually aroused than talking about Vice President Joe Biden. Don't believe me? When you get home tonight, light up the candles, put on a little Sisqo and, when your significant other draws near, fill their head with tales of the "Happy Warrior."
If it fails, don't blame me - blame Amy Poehler.
The Parks and Recreation star appeared on the Late Show With David Letterman this week and talk to the host about having Biden on the NBC series. As she talked about her brief scene with the second-most powerful man in America, she revealed that on one of the last takes she tried to plant a wet one on the VP. Her character, Leslie Knope, is a huge Biden fan - in fact, he is the only person on her "celebrity sex list."
As Poehler and Letterman talked, America learned that if the president is not there to kiss you, that the vice president is in fact obligated to do so. Apparently if the vice president is not there, then talk show hosts are next in line.
As Letterman prepares to show a clip, Poehler jokes that she thought Letterman was going in for a kiss. Letterman, the smooth operator that he is, knows an opening when he sees one. See for yourself.