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South Park Rides Out 'Reverse Cowgirl,' and Other TV to Rage About Tonight

South Park season 16 premiere "Reverse Cowgirl

Welcome to Wednesday, March 14th, Pi Day!  Your round of weekly TV continues as tonight South Park premieres its sixteenth season with "Reverse Cowgirl," and Syfy makeup competition Face Off faces off with its second season finale.

Did you check out the NBC premiere of Fashion Star, or could you not be torn away from FOX shows like Raising Hope or New Girl?  Read on, for your guide to how to kick off the night right!

Time to set your DVRs, plan out your week, and curl up at night with the best shows on your favorite night of the week for TV, and TVRage has your guide to everything you need to watch tonight!

 

American Idol - "Top 12 Perform" - Once we power through all this "Jermaine has a criminal record" stuff, the top 12 will perform "Songs from the Year You Were Born."   FOX, 8:00 - 10:00pm, ET

One Tree Hill - "Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will" - Julia, Dan and Chris trie to rescue Nathan, while Brook and Xavier's conflict escaplates and Clay and Quinn revisit the past.   The CW, 8:00 - 9:00pm, ET

Survivor: One World - "A Bunch of Idiots" - A new tribe emerges, while a performance from two castaways shakes up their tribe.   CBS, 8:00 - 9:00pm, ET

Whitney - "G-Word" - Whitney and Alex discover Neal on a date, and Whitney invites the gang to dinner for Neal to tell her.   NBC, 8:00 - 8:30pm, ET

Are You There, Chelsea? - "The Foodie" - Gilles Marini guest stars as an attractive chef Chelsea meet who courts her with food, while Olivia tries to help Rick cope that his girlfriend moved on.   NBC, 8:30 - 9:00pm, ET

Modern Family - "Send Out the Clowns" - Bobby Cannavale guests as Cameron's estranged ex-clown partner, while a real estate agent (Ellen Barkin) snags one of Phil's listings and Manny makes a suspicious new friend.   ABC, 9:00 - 9:31pm, ET

Criminal Minds - "I Love You, Tommy Brown" - Multiple married couples fostering young children are murdered, while Garcia worries that Kevin will propose.   CBS, 9:00 - 10:00pm, ET

Happy Endings - "Party of Six" - The gang believes the day to be cursed after six years of bad luck celebrating Penny's birthday.   ABC, 9:31 - 10:00pm, ET

CSI - "Trends with Benefits" - A photo of a dead college student starts trending on the internet, and hte team investigates.   CBS, 10:00 - 11:00pm, ET

Face Off - "The Ultimate Spotlight Challenge" - Its second season finale, makeup artist Michael Westmore guest judges as the final three compete with help from former contestants to create original characters from a genre that will perform in a dance routine.   Syfy, 10:00 - 11:00pm, ET

Psych - "Shawn and the Real Girl" - Shawn and Gus investigate the attempted murder of a reality show contestant.   USA, 10:00 - 11:00pm, ET

South Park - "Reverse Cowgirl" - Its sixteenth season premiere, an unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up using the bathroom.   Comedy Central, 10:00 - 10:30pm, ET

Ugly Americans - "Journey to the Center of Twayne" - Mark's attempt to help an ant-sized arsonist ends up inside Twayne's body, as he, Leonard and Grimes become miniaturiazed to pursue him.   Comedy Central, 10:30 - 11:00pm, ET

What will YOU be watching tonight?


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