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They Said That? ‘Arrested Development’ 20 of Season Two’s Best Quotes

Bluth Quotes

1. “No, I’m afraid I just ‘blue’ myself.”-Tobias to Michael

2. “Mom volunteered me for the army just because the fat man dared her to.”-Buster to Michael

3. “We can’t build a house in two weeks. Also, I’m not so sure how ‘Solid As A Rock’ helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq.”-Michael to Gob

4. “This is great, we’re like slave buddies.”-Buster to Mexican dishwashers

5. “Make love in your own hand mother!” Buster

6. “I should be in this ‘Poof!’” Gob to Michael

7. “Oscar, close it (his bathrobe). You look like the window of a butcher shop.” Lucille

8. “I will be my father’s body. I’ll be the one buried. Cause’ he loved magic so very much.”-Gob to entire Bluth family.

9. “You know it’s funny, all those years when I pretended to cry I used to use dad’s death to get me going. I tried it with mom’s (death), but I’d just end up smiling and ruining it.”-Lindsay to Michael

10. “You know what? I’m gonna throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your “Pop-Pop” proud.”-Lindsay to Maeby

11. “He (Gob) twice tried to microwave a Ding Dong while it was still in its foil, twice.” Michael to Wayne Jarvis

12. “We’re going to swing by his wig maker (Stan Sitwell). His just-woke-up hair is finally ready.”-Gob to Michael

13. “Nobody makes a fool out of our family without my help.”-Gob to Michael

14. “Maybe it’s time you got out there and started meeting people. You know? Meeting women; meeting women who didn’t give birth to you.” Michael to Buster

15. “I’m going crazy with the boredom Michael. At least in prison we had knife fights and we had movie night and once both. Those men did not enjoy ‘Soapdish.’” George Bluth Sr. to Michael

16. “Moms are such a pain in the ass huh? It’s like die already.”-Gob to Starla

17. “Hey George Michael, Jesus called, he wants your ‘Thriller’ album.”-Maeby

18. “I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I have something of a mess on my hands.” Tobias to Michael

19. “Buster went swimming in the ocean and, according to him, a seal with a bowtie bit off his hand.”-Michael to Gob

20. “Could we stop worrying about girls with low self-esteem and start focusing on sobering up the woman who gave us ours?”-Michael to Lindsay, Tobias and Gob

- Arrested Development
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Written by: zappalicious
May 19th, 2013, 9:44 pm

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Message Posted On May 20th, 2013, 2:20 am

Six more days till new Arrested Development....


Message Posted On May 20th, 2013, 12:15 am
Classic's. Many a times I had to stop drinking or eating in fear of spewing my food or drink while watching this great comedy. Can't wait for Netflix to air this soon.
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