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Sharks + Tornado = Syfy's 'Sharknado!'

 

Sharknado

 

In 1978, Universal Pictures released 'Jaws 2' with the tagline "just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..." Well the tagline for Syfy's upcoming original tv movie 'Sharknado' could read "just when you thought it was safe to go friggin' anywhere..." 

In the schlocky vein of 2010's 'Sharktopus' and 2012's 'Piranhaconda,' 'Sharknado' is a tongue-in-cheek horror movie event that is about... well, precisely what it sounds like. A 'Sharknado' is what happens when a massive tornado sucks several sharks up into the sky, flinging them randomly throughout Los Angeles, California. Just how do the sharks survive the trip through the skies? What do they do when they land in strange, LA locales? Well you'll just have to tune in to Syfy on July 11 to find out, won't you?

This isn't gonna end well...

'Sharknado' is written by Thunder Levin, the celebrated scribe behind such films as 'Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood!' and the upcoming knock-off of 'Pacific Rim,' aptly titled 'Atlantic Rim.' 'Sharknado' was helmed by make-up-artist-turned-director Anthony C. Ferrante and stars Tara Reid ('American Pie') and Ian Ziering ('Beverly Hills, 90210'). Reid and Ziering play a divorced couple who team up in order to investigate the sharknado phenomenon in Los Angeles. Reid plays April and Ziering plays Fin, a bar owner who is investigating flying sharks for some reason. 

As the Hollywood feature film 'Snakes on a Plane' proved, there is always a market for a goofy blend of comedy and horror. There is something relaxing about tuning in for a gore-fest that you know isn't trying to change your life: it's just trying to entertain you for a couple of hours. Expect 'Sharknado' to perform better than it has any right to. 

 'Sharknado' will debut on July 11 at 9:00pm EST on Syfy. 

 


Details
Person:
- Tara Reid
- Ian Ziering
Network:
- Syfy

Written by: bad_subject
Jul 5th, 2013, 12:01 am

Images courtesy of Syfy

bad_subject

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Message Posted On Jul 8th, 2013, 9:56 pm

.... I would totally watch 'Vampwolf'

mike1616

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Message Posted On Jul 8th, 2013, 2:47 pm

SyFy has come out with some god awful stuff and some that I even thought was actually making me dumber, but this sounds like it just might be Ok to see, especialy if Ian & Tara have some good comedy lines that fit the scene. Next they'll be making "Vampwolf" the Vampire Warewolf half breed, that sucks your blood and then rips you to pices.

Anonymous

Message Posted On Jul 8th, 2013, 1:42 pm
Why do they still make this crap?
TheDarkerPhantom

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Message Posted On Jul 7th, 2013, 9:35 am

Tara Reid needed the money since she can't get actual work or act but thats a seperate complaint about Tara Reid.

Anonymous

Message Posted On Jul 5th, 2013, 10:13 am
The title alone earns my $15 !
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