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'Doctor Who': Read the Twelfth Doctor's Audition Scripts

It's been almost two months since Matt Smith revealed that he would be stepping down as the star of BBC's 'Doctor Who' at the end of the year, and we still don't know anything about who will replace him as one of the most iconic television characters of all time. We're bound to find out within the next few months, but it's a long wait for fans, especially considering that we don't have any new episodes of 'Doctor Who' until November 23's 50th anniversary special. 

The newest issue of 'Doctor Who Magazine' is here to provide us with a little bit of help, if you count 'vicious teasing' as a little bit of help. The magazine recently published the three scenes being used to audition the Twelfth Doctor. As showrunner Steven Moffat, who wrote the scenes, assures us, they don't indicate anything about the Twelfth Doctor at all -- they're just throwaway scenes to give auditioners something to work with. 

The scenes themselves are a bit Eleventh Doctor-ish, but that's who Moffat's used to writing at the moment, so there's no indication that the Twelfth Doctor will have the same babbling, manic personality as his (or her) predecessor.

Here's the first scene, in which Clara (Jenna-Louise Coleman) chats with the newly regenerated Doctor. 

1. INT. TARDIS
The new Doctor is checking out the new body. Clara, watching. It’s been a few minutes, they’re both still adjusting.

THE DOCTOR: Right then, eyesight. Not bad, bit blue. Ears – not pointy, right way up, more or less level. Face – well I’ve got one. Oh, no -French!
CLARA: French.
THE DOCTOR: I’ve deleted French! Plus all cookery skills, and the breast stroke. And hopping. Never mind hopping, who needs to hop. Ohh, the kidneys are interesting. Never had that before – interesting kidneys. 
CLARA: Are you all right?
THE DOCTOR: I don’t know, do I look all right? 
CLARA: I don’t know. 
THE DOCTOR: How’s the face? Seems all right from the inside. Nice action, responsive. Bit less heft on the chin. How is it? 
CLARA: It’s… okay. 
THE DOCTOR: Okay? 
CLARA: It’s a bit… you know. 
THE DOCTOR: No I don’t, I haven’t seen it yet. 
CLARA: Maybe it’s just new. 
THE DOCTOR: Have you changed height? 
CLARA: No.

In the next scene, the Doctor gives another "stay out of my territory" speech to the Cybermen.

2. INT. SPACE SHIP BRIDGE
The Doctor is facing down the Cyberleader, who stares balefully down from the screen. The bridge around the Doctor is burning, ruined.

THE DOCTOR: Ah, Cyberleader, hello!
CYBERLEADER: Do you have a response, Doctor.
THE DOCTOR: Yes, I do. Definitely got a response. And here it is. Yes, your ears look big in that! Sorry, did I misunderstand the question?
CYBERLEADER: You will return the stolen cargo.
THE DOCTOR: Yeah, well, two points. One, I didn’t steal it. No, actually, I did steal it, I was just hoping if I said that I’d think of a really good excuse before the end of the sentence. Didn’t happen, never mind. Point two – well, point one, second attempt – that isn’t cargo. Those are human beings.
CYBERLEADER: They are primed for conversion.
THE DOCTOR: I’ve unprimed them.
CYBERLEADER: You will return the cargo.
THE DOCTOR: No, I won’t.
CYBERLEADER: Then the cargo will be taken.
THE DOCTOR: Not going to happen, and do you know what’s going to stop you?
CYBERLEADER: We will not be stopped. The Doctor raises a finger.
THE DOCTOR: Tell it to the finger. See this finger? See what I’m doing with this finger right now. The Doctor moves to the screen. Starts drawing a line across.
THE DOCTOR: I’m drawing a line between this ship and you. Between all these people and all your metal men. And this line, it’s a magic line
CYBERLEADER: Magic is not logical
THE DOCTOR: I know – isn’t it great? Because I’ll tell you what. All these people on this ship are now, officially, under the protection of the magic line. Now, I’ll be honest, these guys in here are a bit annoying. They keep having their own opinions, and sometimes they take turns talking instead of me, which is just boring for everyone. But facts are facts, they’re behind the magic line, and that’s the way it is now. And to be clear, so we all understand the deal here, if any of your handle-heads happens to cross the magic line, even by accident, do you know what will happen to you then?
CYBERLEADER: What will happen?
THE DOCTOR: Me.

And here's the third scene, which is my personal favorite: 

3. The Doctor and a little boy. They’re sitting in the little boy’s bedroom.

THE DOCTOR:
Does everyone tell you it’s going to be all right? 
LITTLE BOY: Yes. 
THE DOCTOR: Do you believe them? 
LITTLE BOY: No
THE DOCTOR: Good man. Tell me what happens when the lights go out. 
LITTLE BOY: No.
THE DOCTOR: Because you’re scared? (Silence) Because you think I won’t believe you. Because you think I’ll tell you everything’s fine, when you know it isn’t, and leave you alone like all the other grown-ups?
LITTLE BOY:… yes.
THE DOCTOR: Look at me. Am I grown up? 
LITTLE BOY: Yes.
THE DOCTOR: Good! You’re the very first person I’ve fooled. Look, what if I promise I won’t tell you it’s okay. What if I just listen, and then try my best to help, and never tell you that I know better. How about that?
LITTLE BOY: …okay.
THE DOCTOR: Okay. So. You turn the lights out -then what?
LITTLE BOY: The room… changes. In the dark. 
THE DOCTOR: You mean the room is different when you can’t see it. 
LITTLE BOY: Yes. 
THE DOCTOR: Every time? 
LITTLE BOY: Yes. 
THE DOCTOR: Different how? 
LITTLE BOY: It’s wet. When 1 touch the walls, they’re all wet.
THE DOCTOR: Like damp. Like water running
down them? 
LITTLE BOY: No. Wet like a mouth.

What do you think? 

'Doctor Who' returns on November 23 with the 50th anniversary special. The Twelfth Doctor will make his (or her) first appearance in the Christmas special, airing December 25. 



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Written by: mcpherson
Jul 24th, 2013, 8:47 am

Images courtesy of BBC One

AStudyInBlueBoxes

Message Posted On Jan 26th, 2014, 11:42 pm
I think that Capaldi really could do a good job at this. Though his witty Scottish accent may disrupt the drama just a wee bit.
Anonymous

Message Posted On Aug 1st, 2013, 5:22 am
I can just imagine Matt Smith doing this all! :') I have to say as an actor, taking on the role of the Doc like this looks really difficult! I'm sure whoever is chosen will definitely be amazing!
Davros`s Second Eye

Message Posted On Jul 25th, 2013, 6:55 pm
I have to take Dramamine when watching Matt Smith - let`s get a new Doc in, at least THAT episode should involve something happening of interest at least....they can fill the rest as usual with the formulaic machinations of yore. Mindless Who fanatics will love whatever they throw at them, so it`s irrelevant what happens in reality.
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