Selma: I'd say the judge is in his 20s.
Liz: I say he's close to 40.
Selma: In dog years, maybe.
Mr. McKenzie: Suppose on your wedding day you saw your wife in the nude.
Harry: I think I'll probably insist on it.
Lana: Why don't you tell Dan? But be discreet.
Bull: I'm 6'8", 240, and I got no hair.
Harry: I knocked over a liquor store.
Dan: You committed armed robbery?
Harry: No. I knocked over a liquor store. The front part of it, anyway.
Bull: Happy honeymoon! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Mr. McKenzie: I doubt if I could.
Harry: Oh, I'm a little over 900 years old. That's what a spiritualist once told me, anyway. Seems that I have this very old soul. Of course, the first coupla hundred years are sort of a blur.
Selma: I know how you feel.
Dan: It's one of those things I never think about. Like is Pinky Lee still alive.
Pinky Lee (1907-1993) was a comedian and the star of NBC's The Pinky Lee Show in the early 1950s. At the time of this episode, he was indeed still alive.