Harry: What's it look like tonight?
Bull: The guy in the dress wants another strip search.
Harry: What a sickie...
Harry: I mean, gloves with a cocktail dress?
Lana: (to Harry) I want children, lots of them. My doctor says that I'm built to have children.
Crossdresser: (to Lana) I envy you.
Lana: (to crossdresser) Get a shave!
Lana: My doctor gave me a prescription and I'll be fine.
Harry: Well, good, then take your medicine, take the night off, go home and go to bed.
Liz: (entering) Hi, everybody.
Lana: (to Harry) I cannot do you any good in bed.
Liz: No man's gonna buy that!
Lana: Emil Dutton, Your Honor, alias Mr. Frou-Frou. Charged with gambling, disorderly conduct, inciting a riot, attempting assault, attacking an officer, and resisting arrest.
Harry: What, no lewd behavior?
Dutton: I was too drunk.
Liz: Have you ever seen anyone sleep like that?
Selma: Not without candles at both ends.
Liz: Well, if you're sure.
Dan: Come on. Harry knows best.
A play on the title of the radio (1949-1954) and television (1954-1960) program Father Knows Best, which starred Robert Young.
Harry: Gil Hodges!
Harry: I was trying all day to think of the name of the guy who played first base for the Dodgers in '52.
Gil Hodges (1924-1972) briefly played third base and catcher before moving to first base for the Brooklyn Dodgers, winning the World Series in 1955. After his playing career ended he managed the Washington Senators and won the 1969 World Series with the New York Mets.