Dan: Take the wildest guess you can think of!
Harry: Morley Safer is doing a plate-spinning act in Vegas?
Dan: Okay, take the second wildest guess you can think of!
Harry: Well, I'm afraid it involves Morley again.
Dan: Never mind!
Harry: I need the magic ball!
Dan: I need the magic bucket.
Harry: Look, look! It floats! And it flies! And it...
Flo: Bores us to tears!
Quon Le: My family is preparing to die!
Mac: Those are butter knives. What are they gonna do, spread themselves to death?
This episode has the same title as the classic 1960 film The Apartment, which starred Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine and Fred MacMurray.
Flo: Ask and ye shall receive.
A quote of Matthew 21:22.
Harry: Morley Safer is doing a plate-spinning act in Vegas.
Morley Safer (born 1931) has been a correspondent on the CBS news magazine 60 Minutes since 1970.