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Night Court: No Hard Feelings

Dan's world has come crashing down: he's suffering from impotence. Meanwhile, Harry is given a personal assistant, a blind woman with a terrible attitude.

Episode Info  

Episode number: 5x8
Production Number: 186204
Airdate: Sunday November 29th, 1987

Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Tom Straw

Guest Stars
Elayne BooslerElayne Boosler
As Joy Buscaglia
Alan HaufrectAlan Haufrect
As Dr. Howard
Arlan FeilesArlan Feiles
As Delivery Boy
Janice LyndeJanice Lynde
As Toni Corbin
Main Cast
Harry AndersonHarry Anderson
As Harold T. Stone
John LarroquetteJohn Larroquette
As Dan Fielding
Richard MollRichard Moll
As Bull Shannon
Charles RobinsonCharles Robinson
As Mac Robinson
Markie PostMarkie Post
As Christine Sullivan
Marsha WarfieldMarsha Warfield
As Rosalind "Roz" Russell
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
(Unknown artist)I Got RhythmDan (singing while getting dressed)

Episode Quotes
Christine: (trying to work Rubik's cube) Darn! Double darn!
Roz: I love it when she talks dirty.

Christine: What did you do, win the lottery?
Harry: Better.
Roz: Mel Tormé finally signed your adoption papers?

Dan: Let's face it, Harry. I'm all washed up.
Harry: Come on, Dan. So you....
Dan: Say it.
Harry: You....
Dan: Come on, man. Say it!
Harry: You had a little trouble launching the ol' love boat.
Dan: We are talking stuck in dry dock, Harry!

Harry: Come on. Every red-blooded American male has had to face this problem at one time or another in his life.
Dan: Has it ever happened to you?
Harry: Hell no!

Bull: Knock-knock!
Harry: You guys ready to do it?
Roz: Some more than others.

Mac: Sir? May I ask you a question about Joy?
Harry: Sure.
Mac: Can I kill her?

Cultural References
Joy: Ooh, who's this, the missing Osmond?

The Osmond family of singers and actors, devout Mormons, are known for their clean-cut image.

Toni: Well, let's find out, Steely Dan!

Steely Dan is a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame group fronted by Walter Becker and Donald Fagen. The band's name comes from William S. Burroughs' 1959 novel Naked Lunch.

Dan: Look, a fireplace! That's great. And a refrigerator! Keeps the hot side hot and the cold side cold!

"Keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool" was a slogan used by McDonald's for the packaging of their sandwich known as the McDLT, introduced in 1985. The meat and vegetable toppings were put in separate sides of a package in order to keep the warmth of the meat from radiating to the lettuce and tomatoes.

Dan: You know those disgusting, animalistic urges I used to torment you with?
Christine: Yes?
Dan: They're ba-ack!

Dan says "they're ba-ack" with the same intonation as Carol Ann (Heather O'Rourke) used in uttering the line in Poltergeist II.

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