Ted calls dibs on the new Swedish foreign-exchange student named Elke, but Oliver tries to find a way around the rules of dibs. Jerry and Charlotte go to an old club they used to hangout as teenagers, but are shocked to find out that it's turned into a marijuana-invested nightclub.
A horrible rumor about Oliver circulates the school after he spilled soup all over himself. Ted must play the piano at Jerry's Aunt's funeral.
Oliver tries to get revenge on a comic-book company, after ordering a pair of x-ray specs, which turned out to be a scam.
Jerry and Charlotte gets tickets to see John F. Kennedy.
Oliver tries to make amends with the school bully by allowing him to date Joyce. The president of the tenants' association asks Charlotte to remove a door knocker that Olive made in school, but Charlotte decides to get back by running against him in the upcoming tenants' association election.
Jerry invents "The Disposa Toothbrush", but finds out nobody wants his invention. Oliver finds out that his grades were low only because his old teacher was punishing him.
Once again out-shined by his neighbor's party, Jerry plans to get a celebrity to perform at his upcoming bash, and Oliver, along with Ted, suggests he gets Buddy Fontaine. After discussing the idea with Buddy, Oliver finds out he doesn't plan on showing up. With the party so close, Oliver and Ted must find someone better, and fast, before their dad makes a fool of himself.
Oliver develops a crush on Joyce, so he decides to form a band in order to impress her. Jerry has Charlotte fill in at his dentist office, after his assistant is injured.
When Oliver gets invited to his first "make-out" party, Ted gives him advice on what to do. Meanwhile, Charlotte tries to run for President of the Tenants Association.
Ted tries to toughen up his dad after he finds out he throws like a girl.
It's picture day, and Oliver decides to wear a super-hero costume in protest, because he can never take good pictures. Principal Shriner gets upset, and gives him the choice of expulsion, or see a psychiatrist. Meanwhile, Ted tries to stop Elke on going on a second date with his baseball coach.
In order to get the kids at school to like him, Oliver tries out for the school talent show. Meanwhile, Charlotte doesn't like her anniversary present from Jerry - a fallout shelter.
After taking a trip to Coney Island with his family, Jerry fights with his neighbor over a parking space, causing a big feud. Meanwhile, Oliver gets a job as a paper boy, and learns that it is harder than it looks.
Joyce convinces Oliver to babysit for her, but when Oliver continues to babysit on his own, it appears he has taken all of her business away.