Gwen: (To her mother) You're the reason why I'm going to lose Ethan!
Theresa: Rebecca, move out of my way. I'm here to see Ethan.
Rebecca Hotchkiss Crane: Over my dead body.
Theresa: Even better. (Walks over to her to begin fighting)
Theresa: (Gloating) Yeah Gwen, now you and your mother can go on being the evil bitches that I've come to know and loathe.
Theresa: I think you should take a page out of Whitney's book: join a convent.
J.T. Cornell: I'm still trying to diagnose the problem.
Theresa: The problem? The problem is that you drive a tin can for a car J.T.!