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Tim Vine
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General Information (Tim Vine) |
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| Mostly Credited As: | Tim Vine |
| Birth Name: | Tim Vine |
| Date Of Birth: | March 04, 1967 (Age 42) |
| Country Of Birth: |  United Kingdom |
| Birth Place: | Cheam, Surrey, England |
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Tim Vine TV Appearances |
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| Show: The One Show (2006) |
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• July 20, 2009 |
04x11: (Jul/20/2009) |
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Himself |
| Show: Countdown (UK) (1982) • 10 episode credits -- (First Appearance: Monday April 20th, 2009) |
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• Episode 4848 |
61x05: (Jun/26/2009) |
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Himself |
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• Episode 4847 |
61x04: (Jun/25/2009) |
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Himself |
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• Episode 4846 |
61x03: (Jun/24/2009) |
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Himself |
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• Episode 4845 |
61x02: (Jun/23/2009) |
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Himself |
| Show: Loose Women (1999) |
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• Series 13, Show 102 |
13x102: (Feb/03/2009) |
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Himself |
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• Series 12, Show 12 |
12x12: (Sep/18/2007) |
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Himself |
| Show: Celebrity Mastermind (2002) |
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• Series 7, Show 4 |
07x04: (Dec/31/2008) |
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Himself |
| Show: Celebrity Juice (2008) |
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• Episode 4 |
01x04: (Oct/15/2008) |
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Himself |
| Show: Richard & Judy (2001) |
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• Series 10, Show 26 |
10x26: (Jul/21/2008) |
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Himself |
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• Series 1, Show 19 |
01x19: (Dec/20/2001) |
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Himself |
| Show: Through the Keyhole (1987) • 5 episode credits -- (First Appearance: Tuesday May 06th, 2008) |
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• Series 20, Show 20 |
20x20: (Jun/04/2008) |
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Himself |
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• Series 20, Show 13 |
20x13: (May/26/2008) |
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Himself |
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• Series 20, Show 11 |
20x11: (May/20/2008) |
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Himself |
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• Series 20, Show 5 |
20x05: (May/12/2008) |
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Himself |
| Show: Believe Nothing (2002) |
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• Get Rich Quick |
01x01: (Jul/14/2002) |
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Dave Short |
| Show: Noel's Telly Years (1996) |
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• Series 2, 1971 |
02x02: (Jan/17/1997) |
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Himself |
| Show: Pebble Mill (1991) |
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• Series 5, Show 21 |
05x21: (Nov/15/1995) |
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Himself |
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| No TV Crew Credits |
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Tim Vine Trivia |
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Many of Vine's jokes have been falsely attributed to Tommy Cooper; the West End show about Tommy Cooper actually features some of Vine's jokes.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said, "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."
So I rang up a local building firm and said, "I want a skip outside my house." He said, "I'm not stopping you."
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought, "This is unusual". Then the dentist said to me, "Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet".
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "no, the steaks are too high".
I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.
I got a job as the Duke of Edinburgh's hairdresser. The other day I parked outside Buckingham Palace and a policeman came up to me and said "have you got a permit?" And I said, "no, I've just got to take a bit off the back".
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.
Exit signs. They're on the way out, aren't they?
When I was at school people used to throw gold bars at me. I was the victim of bullion.
| Tim's brother is Jeremy Vine, the British television journalist and presenter on BBC Radio 2.
| Tim's first attempt at stand up was on December 8th 1990 at a friends flat. One of his jokes was about thinking that the film Dumbo was a documentary.
| Holds the Guinness world record for telling the most jokes in an hour.
| In 1995 he won the Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
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Tim Vine Quotes |
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