The Trial of Doublechin
-- posted on September 9, 2008
Well here's an update on my latest predicament. As it turns out, the absolute worst case scenario is that I do six months in jail. I can do that standing on my head. So here's what I'm thinking:
I'm going to drag this thing out through the courts. I'm going to make a lot of noise and go to the media. I'm going to make a point and so what if I lose? Six months is a breeze! I'm going to make witnesses cry and I'm going to shame entire families! If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone with me.
This gives me a chance to test out my fancy court-roomin' skills. My boyish good looks, my sophisticated charm, and my silver tongue should be enough to hang a jury. Hell, I might even get acquitted. Comment >>