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  Friday, November 9th 2007 10:15 am  
» Pair o' Bulls
I know, I know. "A new blog every three days?!?!?!!!"




There was a man who walked by a church one night. He saw that the lights were on and there was noise coming from inside so he decided to go in. Inside, he found there were people singing songs and having a good time "praising the Lord" as they called it. A little later, they all settled down and each one opened up a book and some guy stood up front and talked to them about what they were reading. He kept mentioning God and Jesus. The man was incensed! He stood up and began shouting that all of this activity was wrong and they should stop immediately. He was politely shown the door.

A different man walked by a bar one night. He saw that the lights were on and there was noise coming from inside so he decided to go in. inside, he found there were people drinking and carousing. A little later, they all settled down a bit and some guy went up front and began telling jokes. His words were full of profanity and sexual innuendos. He kept mentioning God and Jesus as swear words. The man was incensed! He stood up and began shouting that all of this activity was wrong and they should stop immediately. He was impolitely shown the door.

A third man walked by a park one night. He saw that the lights were on and there was some noise so he decided to go in. Inside, he found there were people doing various things. He decided to sit on a bench and read his newspaper. A little later, he noticed a dog near him was lying on the ground licking, biting and scratching at fleas. The man was incensed! He stood up and began shouting at the dog to stop. The dog did not respond. The man grabbed the dog by the collar and forced him to stop. The dog moved a short distance away, resumed licking, biting and scratching. The man picked up a stick and threw it, hoping to distract the dog. The dog fetched the stick but then returned to his fleas. The man rolled up the newspaper and began lightly whacking the dog to get him to stop. The dog continued his activity. Finally, the dog had enough and began growling and chased the man away from the bench. The man decided he couldn’t change the dog so he moved to a different bench.
 
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nishikaze

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Posted on Friday, November 9th 2007 10:52 am 
That was a pretty good point.

You really should blog more often.
 
calicow

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Posted on Friday, November 9th 2007 11:14 am 
Cute stories David. Nishi's right, you should blog more often.
 
Ryan

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Posted on Friday, November 9th 2007 12:24 pm 
This blog might have double meaning!
 
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