I tell long stories; it's a family trait. I veer off while telling long stories to tell long side-bars... that really don't seem to go anywhere. My friends put up with that; I guess they find me funny or interesting or something. I'm sarcastic and caustic and brutally honest. I like action movies... Jean-Claude Van Dam was good before he got the idea that he could act. (See: Kickboxer and Bloodsport.) I watch CSI and Corner Gas... hmmm I guess, if I had to describe myself in one word, it would be "eclectic."