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MY LIKES: hand sanitizer, lying, water, television, cedar point, pop tarts, geico commercials, the internet, my ocd, widescreen, procrastinating, money, inklink, windex, escalators, reading twop recaps, mancala, my tifaux, recording compulsively, not exercising, having my eyes examined, time travel, meijer, game shows, cereal, graphing calculators, cinnabon, jenga, british accents, sleeping, tv theme songs, semi colons, pizza, talking smack about others, crash bandicoot, the snooze button, bubble wrap, infomercials, fighting crime, almond joy, ebay, foolishness, closed-captioning, sideway stories from wayside school, the wind, foshe, disney movies, jell-o, shoplifting, the laughter of a young child, and compulsively making lists. MY DISLIKES: puzzles, pop-ups, pennies, when my closed captioning acts the fool, daylight savings time, gas prices, pillbugs, jay leno, losing, airports, reality shows, public restrooms, mosquitos, roman numerals, needles, waking up before noon, waiting in lines, volleyball, ignorance, losing the remote control, bad drivers, wal-mart, snakes, school, chemistry, clowns, knowing i'll never have super powers, commuting, commercial breaks, sporks, the cruel winter and the harsh weather it brings, sneezing, being poor, fatal wounds, forgetting what i wanted to google, paper cuts, shipping and handling fees, cleaning, not being able to remember dreams, going to work, scantrons, rain, finishing a task that I forgot to include on my to-do list and the sadness of knowing I won't have the satisfaction of crossing it off.

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things that make me fume like a broom... -- posted on March 22, 2007
(emerges from a space dumpster like a Rita)

Welcome. It's been a while since I've last blogged, and I know how much you've all missed me. But settle down my children, settle down. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of you. Err-- except for Holophonor, the three-legged creature who doesn't wear pants... but that's another story for another day.

Anyway, there's something I need to share with you fine people this evening. Something... horrible. Something that's been slowly eating away at my soul. And I'm afraid that if I don't let it out soon, it just might kill me. Some might call me an easily-fumed person, and by some I mean Holophonor. However, that is not the case at all. While I may come off as the type who complains about everything that crosses my path, that's just not how I roll. I really like to think that I'm a pretty laid back and easy-going person who embraces life and all the joys it brings.

(BACKHANDS YOU)
Would it have killed you to use a coaster while in my blog?? And take off your shoes... what are you a savage?

OK, where was I... back to my urgent sitch. So, there I am happily watching the latest episodes of 24 or maybe American Idol, when all of a sudden thunder. Lightning strikes and somewhere in the world, a baby dies. What... what just happened? I was so happy a minute ago. Why is there smoke coming out my nostrils and why are my eyes a fiery shade of red? Oh, maybe it's because this little commercial here is playing. (shakes fist) Oh, how I hate you, you stupid stupid commercial. But, like, in all fairness this commercial didn't make me foam at the mouth when I first heard it. It wasn't until around maybe the 83rd time that I decided it needed to die. But I think it's safe to say that if I hear "I like to live on the edddge-AAH" one more time, I'll... (runs through a brick wall) :evil:


That... is all. Sorry if you were expecting something interesting.

And finally before I leave you, holophonor has requested that I spread the word about her new fansite, so here is the link to her page. Check it out and let her know what you think by signing her guest book.

Toodles for now. Comment >>

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