welcome to the profile of dorkusmcforkus. You are now my prisoner (slams door shut behind you)

now, I thought I'd start us off by immediately shoving some information down your throat.

MY LIKES:
hand sanitizer, listening to the mitch albom show, google, lying, water, inside jokes, television, collecting tv shows, cedar point, pop tarts, geico commercials, the internet, my ocd, widescreen, procrastinating, money, inklink, windex, escalators, reading twop recaps, mancala, my tifaux, recording compulsively, not exercising, having my eyes examined, time travel, meijer, game shows, cereal, graphing calculators, cinnabon, jenga, british accents, sleeping, tv theme songs, semi colons, pizza, talking smack about others, crash bandicoot, the snooze button, bubble wrap, infomercials, fighting crime, almond joy, ebay, foolishness, sleeping, closed-captioning, sideway stories from wayside school, the wind, foshe, disney movies, jell-o, shoplifting, the laughter of a young child, and compulsively making lists.

MY DISLIKES:
puzzles, pop-ups, pennies, when my closed captioning acts the fool, daylight savings time, gas prices, pillbugs, jay leno, losing, airports, reality shows, public restrooms, mosquitos, roman numerals, needles, waking up before noon, waiting in lines, volleyball, ignorance, losing the remote control, jerks, bad drivers, wal-mart, snakes, school, fangirls, george bush, chemistry, incompetence, clowns, knowing i'll never have super powers, commuting, commercial breaks, sporks, the cruel winter and the harsh weather it brings, sneezing, being poor, fatal wounds, forgetting what i wanted to google, paper cuts, shipping and handling fees, cleaning, not being able to remember dreams, going to work, scantrons, rain, finishing a task that I forgot to include on my to-do list and the sadness of knowing I won't have the satisfaction of crossing it off.

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If me and holophonor were heads of the tv industry, this beautiful network would exist.

Check it out, or DIE!

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Also visit this site. Laughs will be had by all. Except your mother probably, but it's not my fault that she has no sense of humor.

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And finally, you must also pay a visit to this site. It's guaranteed that you'll love it- that is if you like mocking stupid things and also have no life.

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And now an important message from Zordon.

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Other fun sites:
Exploding Cigar
TWoP

The End.

members have entered, only few have survived.

You survived, apparently, so congratulations. I hope you enjoyed your visit. Exits are to your left, try not to trip. You clumsy asshole.

I THINK I THINK 2 MUCH

DO I CAUSE YOUR DEATH? JUST LIKE YOU CAUSED ERINS?

I Dislike Religious People Who Let It Rule Their Lives And Mistreat Others Who Are Nonbelievers And Such By Making Websites Like God Hates Fags.com And Mistreat Others For Not Believing Everything That's In The Bible.

I'm 90% sure that he's not the real Ben Franklin.

Arthur's the cheese. GO DW!

"HELLO goblue352000 aka: em745....mcpheegoddess....groucho....bloomyself......AdimaFMP....THEEvilmonkeyBitches...GoldenGirl.....DivineGoddess and a few others. I think the OP was talking to YOU!

You are being investigated by imdb for fraud. You cannot use imdb for free Publicity for McPhee. It is not your message board"
-Troll