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Thursday, March 22nd 2007 11:07 pm

» things that make me fume like a broom...

(emerges from a space dumpster like a Rita)

Welcome. It's been a while since I've last blogged, and I know how much you've all missed me. But settle down my children, settle down. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of you. Err-- except for Holophonor, the three-legged creature who doesn't wear pants... but that's another story for another day.

Anyway, there's something I need to share with you fine people this evening. Something... horrible. Something that's been slowly eating away at my soul. And I'm afraid that if I don't let it out soon, it just might kill me. Some might call me an easily-fumed person, and by some I mean Holophonor. However, that is not the case at all. While I may come off as the type who complains about everything that crosses my path, that's just not how I roll. I really like to think that I'm a pretty laid back and easy-going person who embraces life and all the joys it brings.

(BACKHANDS YOU)
Would it have killed you to use a coaster while in my blog?? And take off your shoes... what are you a savage?

OK, where was I... back to my urgent sitch. So, there I am happily watching the latest episodes of 24 or maybe American Idol, when all of a sudden thunder. Lightning strikes and somewhere in the world, a baby dies. What... what just happened? I was so happy a minute ago. Why is there smoke coming out my nostrils and why are my eyes a fiery shade of red? Oh, maybe it's because this little commercial here is playing. (shakes fist) Oh, how I hate you, you stupid stupid commercial. But, like, in all fairness this commercial didn't make me foam at the mouth when I first heard it. It wasn't until around maybe the 83rd time that I decided it needed to die. But I think it's safe to say that if I hear "I like to live on the edddge-AAH" one more time, I'll... (runs through a brick wall)

That... is all. Sorry if you were expecting something interesting.

And finally before I leave you, holophonor has requested that I spread the word about her new fansite, so here is the link to her page. Check it out and let her know what you think by signing her guest book.

Toodles for now.

Reactions (11)

holophonor

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Posted By On Thursday, March 22nd 2007 11:12 pm

"Fume" and "broom" do not rhyme. F-minus-minus, better luck next time. *kicks you with all three of my feet*

dorkusmcforkus

Posts: 3175
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Since: 10/Dec/05

Posted By On Thursday, March 22nd 2007 11:15 pm

And after I pimped your website too... what an ungrateful b***h. If only Catharine Hicks knew the real you, McDougal. IF ONLY SHE KNEW.

cajungirl

Posts: 26
Contrib Points: 102.5
Since: 14/Aug/06

Posted By On Thursday, March 22nd 2007 11:58 pm

LOL...first of all, thanks for calling me a child...I don't get that too often

secondly, please refrain from backhanding me as I do have my shoes off and did use a coaster...sheesh.
finally, after viewing the link to aforementioned commercial now I'm now ready to run through a brick wall myself....I think this blog needs a disclaimer

cindy

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Contrib Points: 5423
Since: 12/Jan/06

Posted By On Friday, March 23rd 2007 6:04 am

Luckily, I was smart enough to keep reading before I clicked on the link, so I narrowly avoided hearing "I like to live on the edddge-AAH", because I loathe that ad even more than YOU, dorkus. UNFORTUNATELY, the mere act of even THINKING about that commercial now has that song stuck in my head. I am suing you for pain and distress, and will expect you to pay me off with an offer of your firstborn male child. His skin shall make fine coasters and shoes for me. Muah ha ha!!!

bebopordeath

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Since: 30/Nov/05

Posted By On Friday, March 23rd 2007 10:46 am

haha i say we all grab one of kelly's legs! she wont have a leg to stand on while trying to discredit your blog!

nishikaze

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Since: 29/Jan/06

Posted By On Friday, March 23rd 2007 12:30 pm

I love that ad! I love it! The best part is the warning "Yes this is a fantasy. Vehicles can't really drive on buildings." in small print at the bottom of the screen.

That's just comedy Gold. I laugh my ass off every time I see it.

Dumb-asses.

SultanPeppershaker

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Since: 24/Jan/06

Posted By On Friday, March 23rd 2007 10:21 pm

I really can't express in words how I hate that commercial. (spontaneously combusts then is reborn from the ashes)

cajungirl

Posts: 26
Contrib Points: 102.5
Since: 14/Aug/06

Posted By On Saturday, March 24th 2007 12:30 am

LOL Cindy...wow I never knew you had such a dark side.

Nishikaze...what's really a shame that they have to put that as a disclaimer

cindy

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Contrib Points: 5423
Since: 12/Jan/06

Posted By On Saturday, March 24th 2007 9:04 am

Cajungirl-
Dorkus brings it out in me. Because we were born on the same day (a few years apart, mind you) he's the yin to my yang. My normally sunny demeanor nicely counters his dark one. But every now and then, that other aspect must come out and be revealed.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm the yin and he's the yang.