-- posted on April 24, 2007
(Couper is an ice-cream man, that sells ice-cream only, not drugs!)
[Setting takes place in a drak alley. Couper is standinf behind the ice-cream stand. Beth ans Dylan walk in.]
Couper: Hey, you teo look depressed.
Couper: Well: if you are, I have something that could make your day even better.
[Dylan and Beth perk-up]
Dyaln: The I'll take two bags please!
Couper: Two bags of what?
Dylan: You know!
Couper: Well we have Rocky Road, Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate, Butterscotch, Neopolitan, Banana Nutt, Double Fudge Brownie, Cherry Nut, and Slushies.
Beth: What kind of brownies are in the Double Fudge Brownie?
Couper: Fudge brownies!
Dylan: I'll take Hawaiin Ice and Shrooms.
Couper: Excause me?
Dylan: Oh sorry, I mean, I'll take "Slushies" and "Strawberry" ice-cream!
Couper: I don't think I know what your talking about.
Beth: I'm really craving "Banana Nut" ice-cream.
Couper: How many scoops do you want?
Beth: It all depends on how much I will get away with.
Couper; Why, you dieting?
Beth: By dieting, you mean, probation, then yes!
Couper: Probation? Probation for what?
Beth: For having too much, um, ice-cream!
Dylan: Are you understanding what we are trying to say?
Couper: You want icer-cream?
Dylan: A very expensive type of ice-cream!
Beth: Do you understand what we are trying to do?
Couper: Look! If you don't want ice-cream, then there's a frozen yogert stand a couple blocks down from here.
Beth: What kind of frozen yogert?
Couper: Yogert that is frozen!
Dylan: NO! we ment, what flavors do they have?
Couper: The same over here, but with half the fat. But the flavor isn't as great.
Beth: What do you mean by half the fat?
Couper: *sigh* The frozen yogert has half the fat then the ice-cream. But the flavor isn't the best. (mad) WHat is wrong with you two!!
Dylan: We don't have enough "ice-cream" or "frozen yogert" in our systems!
Couper: Why did you put air-quotes around ice-cream and frozen yogert?
Dyaln: Do you have the type of ice-cream that we want?!
Couper: Well I already told you all the flavors we have!
Dylan: Yes, you did! But do you know what kind of "ice-cream" we want?!
Couper: I don't think I do!
Beth: Then why did you call us over here in the first place?!
Couper: I didn't, you came over here!
Beth: Listen man! I might be high on, ummm, "ice-cream," but I know what I saw!
Couper: Saw?! Saw what?
Beth: Saw you telling us to come over!
Dylan: Where's the "ice-cream" I asked for?!
Couper: You people either need to get ice-cream, or get out of my face!
Dylan: FINE! We'll get our "ice-cream" at the frozen yogert stand!
Couper: STOP PUUTING AIT QUOTES AROUNG ICE-CREAM!!
Dylan: Well give us what we want!
Beth: Or we'll have to call people!
Couper: For what?!
Couper: Well what kind do you want?!?!
Dylan What kind you have?
Couper: I JUST TOLD YOU ALL THE STUPID FLAVORS!!!
Dylan: No you di'idn't!
Beth: I want my damn ice-cream!!
Couper: Well what kind do you idiots want?!?!
Beth: It all depends on what you have! LOSER!
Dylan: JUST GIVE US THE BLOODY "ICE-CREAM" YA WANCHER!!
Couper: What! Are you British now!
Dylan: I can be whatever you want me to be!
Couper: Excuse me?
Beth: Give me me "ICE-CREAM!"
Couper: Enough with the air-quokes!
Dylan: Then give me my ice-cream!
Couper: LOOK! I'm selling ice-cream! JUST, ice-cream!
Beth: You mean, you're not selling any drugs?
Couper: Get out before I call the cops!
Beth: Yes! Fine indeed!
Dylan: Maybe the frozen yogurt person sells "ice-cream!"
Couper: Good Lord! Comment >>