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  Tuesday, May 30th 2006 3:40 am  
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There I was, minding my own business, downing a bowl of pasta salad, perusing the daily news articles of the day on various Entertainment sites... when I read this headline... and the pasta spewed out of my mouth in sheer surprise:

Paris Hilton's Rap/Reggae Album

And all of a sudden, the gears in my head started to grind and came to a screeching halt. Then, I had to hit the replay button because that just HAD to be a joke. Alas, considering her self-aggrandizing stunts of the past, I wasn't too surprised it was real. An excerpt for your reading enjoyment, or lack there of...

Paris Hilton's debut album will be a mixture of reggae pop and hip-hop, the socialite has revealed.

That alone is enough to hide the children.. but there's more.

the album will also include a cover version of Rod Stewart's “Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?”

I wonder, if Rod Stewart had any say in that. If he did.. well, I wouldn;t even be sure how to respond to that except maybe, to just put the weed down.

Wait, there's more... this is probably the most grossly fascinating morsel of all, to wonder what kind of songs she would pen...

But she claims she has personally written the lyrics for seven songs that will appear on the LP.

And maybe my most favorite of all, is she talks about a song she sings of Nicole's Jealousy. She has been riding on the "Nicole Is Jealous" train for way too long. Really, get over it, girl. It makes Paris look 100x as envious as she claims Nicole is.

Normally I wouldn't waste this much energy with sentences that contain Paris Hilton in them, however... Rap/Reggae Album AND Paris Hilton, is just priceless.

Oh and Hollywood.com is the source of the article.
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Posted on Tuesday, May 30th 2006 3:59 am 
I haven't heard it yet but I don't except much from her.

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Posted on Tuesday, May 30th 2006 4:05 am 
I am sooooooo not gonna buy that album.
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Posted on Tuesday, May 30th 2006 4:13 am 

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Posted on Tuesday, May 30th 2006 4:50 am 
I officially have something new to add to my list of things I can live without.

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Posted on Tuesday, May 30th 2006 6:14 am 
I think the only way even 1 copy of this will sell (with exception to the morbidly curious) is if she includes a copy of her sex tape, so she can at least get some sales in the debauched and depraved target audience.

Maybe she can cue her album soundtrack over the tape and it will sound something like cats having sex.

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Posted on Tuesday, May 30th 2006 3:26 pm 
about rod stewart's "do you think i'm sexy", isn't she best friends with his daughter? that's how she probably landed the ok for it.

oh, and i got a buck that says one of the songs will be called "That's Hot".

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Posted on Tuesday, May 30th 2006 11:33 pm 
On Tuesday, May 30th 2006 10:33 pm, Cokebeard wrote:
oh, and i got a buck that says one of the songs will be called "That's Hot".

I got 1.50 on that!
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Posted on Wednesday, May 31st 2006 3:21 pm 
I think there will be a 100% chance of hilarity.


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