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Darlene is picked to read a poem she wrote for English class in an All Culture Night event, but opts out. Roseanne, however, really wanted to hear Darlene's poem. Much to Darlene's dismay, she winds up on stage at the Culture Night, to read her poem, a poem that would render Roseanne in painful emotions.
Darlene: To Whom It Concerns:
Darlene's work will be late, it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate.
To Whom It Concerns: I lost my assignment, maybe I'll get lucky, solitary confinement
To Whom It Concerns: My mom made me WRITE this, but I'm just a kid, so how could I fight this?
To Whom It Concerns: Darlene's great with the ball, but guys don't watch tomboys when they're cruising the hall
To Whom It Concerns: I just turned thirteen, too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen
To Whom It Concerns: I am not made of steel, when I get blindsided, my pain is quite real
I don't mean to squak, but it really burns
I just thought I'd mention it:
To Whom It Concerns.