Bailey Harper: Bat Masterson. Ah, Bat Masterson, fastest cane in the West.
Bat: Bailey Harper? You're connected with stagecoaching, I believe.
Bailey Harper: If the coaches are carryin' money. Right now, I'm just a horse trader. I figure your horse for mine is fair enough. Provided you throw in your gun and your money pouch.
Bat: That pouch has, uh, a thousand dollars U.S. in it.
Bailey Harper: Oh, don't apologize. Once Bailey Harper makes a bargain, he sticks to it.