The Penguin: Mr. Wayne, I am a reformed man, making amends for past misdeeds. And what better way to do it than by aiding the doves of law against the hawks of crime?
Bruce Wayne: (whispering to Dick) That oily bird must be up to something!
Dick Grayson: Yeah... but what?
Robin: Can you believe... the Penguin on our side?
Batman: Let's wait and see, Robin. I still don't trust that mischievous magpie!
The Penguin: You cuckoo bird! How stupid do you think Batman is?
Criminal: But I made sure he wasn't following me!
The Penguin: (removing a transmitter from the man's shirt pocket) Sparrow head! Who do you think planted this radar transmitter on you?
Batman: We'll have to find The Penguin a new nest to feather.
Robin: Yeah! One with bars on it!