The Riddler: How do you make a rich man do what you want? You take his ward!
Barbara Gordon: (reading a riddle) What will I have when the hair of my heir loses its color?
Commissioner Gordon: (reading a riddle over the phone to Batman) When is a double-crossed mastermind like a funny comedian?
Robin: When he brings the house down!
The Riddler: A riddle, men. If you had sandwiches here, and rotten apples there, which would you use to feed a hungry man?
Punchcard: (after heavy thought) Uhhh... the sandwiches here!?!
The Riddler: Correct! The sand which is here is what you'll use to weaken the concrete! Mix a lot of sand into those cement bags!