David: I don't like sausage, do I have to eat it?
Felix: Sausage is good for you, I made it.
David: Mum says you can't cook.
Felix: (looking at Rachel) Does she!?
Rachel: (after Inspector Brady tells her about Knocker) Why are you telling me this now?
Inspector Brady: We've lost him. Do you know where he is?
Rachel: (shakes her head) No.
Inspector Brady: (pauses) If you impede our investigation, I will have you charged as an accessory to murder.
(a woman has gone into labour on the Nemesis)
Fiona: Alright. It's going to be okay. I've seen every episode of ER, how hard can it be?
Felix: Maybe I can play soccer with you?
David: (laughs) You!?
Felix: Are you laughing at me?
Gavin: You know what they say? Someone's born, someone else has to die.
Tommy: Oh, you're a barrel of laughs, Sykesy.