Rachel: (about Michael) On Tuesdays, he buys me a dozen red roses.
Tom Clancy: But what does he do with roses? Does he rip them up with his teeth and shower the pettles around you?
Rachel: He puts them in a vase.
Tom Clancy: (has a Scrabble board) Ta da!
Rachel: I'm not playing Scrabble!
Tom Clancy: (to Rachel) You don't make it easy for people to like you, do you?
Tom Clancy: Are you married?
Tom Clancy: But you do like men?
Tom Clancy: So you've got a boyfriend?
Tom Clancy: Yep, got a boyfriend.
Tom Clancy: Is it this Holiday bloke?
Rachel: No. Why do you ask that?
Tom Clancy: Because every time he's mentioned, you go a bit funny.