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Episode number: 1x1
Airdate: Thursday April 28th, 2005

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Guest Stars
Bill EngvallBill Engvall
As Himself
Chimaine ShaddChimaine Shadd
As Showgirl
Darlene RyanDarlene Ryan
As Showgirl
Dave AttellDave Attell
As Himself
Dr. Phil McGrawDr. Phil McGraw
As Himself
As Tom Jones
Jeff FoxworthyJeff Foxworthy
As Himself
Karen FujimotoKaren Fujimoto
As Showgirl
Rip TaylorRip Taylor
As Himself
Sarah StarkSarah Stark
As Showgirl
Steve PachecoSteve Pacheco
As Flair Bartender
Theresa KingTheresa King
As Showgirl
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Andrew W.K.Party Hard 
Tom JonesWhat's New Pussycat? 

Episode Quotes
Ron White: This town is chalk full of woman you can't touch: the dancers, the cocktail waitresses, the Keno girl. I go back to my room every night with my own Blue Man Group.

Rip Taylor: Nobody's laughing hillbilly boy!

Dr. Phil: Now Dave, I want you to tell Ron how it feels when he lies to you.
Dave Attell: It hurt me Ron, it hurt me deep down. I thought we were friends but when you lie to me it's like your cutting my chest open and taking a steamy **** in it.

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