Episode Quotes
Guard: Bail’s been paid. Guess pond scum can have friends. Who knew?
Aunt May: Why not ask Anna Watson’s niece, Mary Jane?
Peter: Miss Wonderful Personality? (shudders) Ehh.
Peter: Okay, I’m here with my two best friends and neither’s talking to me. Should I change seats?
(hearing about football tryouts)
Harry: I am so there.
Gwen: Uh, Harry, you know I’m all about being the encouraging girl pal. But the words “catastrophic bone breakage” come to mind.
Marko: What have you done to me? I know you’re in there! Answer me!
Hammerhead: Hey, Mr. Sandman. Chill.
Spider-Man: (to Sandman) Let me guess. You were on a reality show, uh, Changing Faces, or Completely Ridiculous Makeovers?
Peter: So, can you forgive me already?
Gwen: You’re forgiven. It would take too long to train anyone else.
Peter: I asked Miss Brant from the Bugle.
Gwen: Wow, that’s great. Umm, you don’t actually call her Miss Brant in person, do you? Never mind.
Peter: So Harry gets his dream, and I watch from the sidelines.
Gwen: Ice cream?
Peter: Course, that has its benefits too.