Sinjay: Breaking's tough, turns are tough, but telling your parents you're gay is the hardest part of rollerblading.
Murdoc: Scott was trying to use a chopstick.. and injured himself orally.
Scott Devil: At first I blamed the Chinese, but then I looked inward and realized that it was my own fault.
(now bowing) Me so sorry.
Udon: Welcome to Weenie King. May we take your order?
Weenie King Customer: Yeah.. can I have two large weenies, please?
Zerg: Why would you say such things when you know I will kill you?
Weenie King Customer: Excuse me?
Zerg: You are weak.