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Reviews for "Kiss Of Death"
 Cwilliam
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| "KISS OF DEATH.......TO BRITISH CRIME DRAMA
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“Producer: THANKS FOR COMING IN THIS MORNING. I WANT YOU TO WRITE A GRITTY CRIME DRAMA FOR THE BBC.
Writer: Sure, no problem, but why are you shouting?
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE POLICE DO OBVIOUSLY AND I WANT YOU TO GET INTO CHARACTER!
Ok, no problem.
ARE YOU TAKING THE P***?
SORRY, I’M ON BOARD WITH THIS!
GOOD, I WANT IT TO BE A MIX OF “TAGGART” AND “CSI”, THEY’RE GREAT!
Ok
ARE YOU TAKING THE P***?
SORRY, OK
10 minutes later-
Here you go.
ARE YOU TAKING THE P***?
SORRY, HERE YOU GO.
(Sound of shuffling paper)GOOD...GOOD....GREAT. JUST A COUPLE OF SMALL CHANGES. INSTEAD OF THE TEAM THINKING THAT THE FORENSIC SCIENTIST IS DRINKING ON THE JOB BECAUSE OF THE MINATURE BOTTLE OF VODKA, CHANGE IT TO A LITRE BOTTLE, IT’LL BE MORE CONVINCING!
What? A huge great litre bottle sneaked into the crime scene for a swift nip?
ARE YOU TAKING THE P***?
SORRY, OK
AND THE TITLE, LOOSE THE “TO BRITISH DRAMA” AND JUST LEAVE IT AS “KISS OF DEATH”!
Now, run along, your mum’s taking you to school.”
This has got to be the worst I’ve seen in a long time. To think the BBC produced this! How low they have sunk. They seem to believe that having the characters shout at each other all the time is good drama. Did they have any sort of specialist consultation on this, if so, they should check the persons references! Please, please, no more!
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| Review posted on Tuesday, May 27th 2008 1:17 am |
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