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The Suite Life on Deck: The Kidney of the Sea

In a parody of the classic tale of love portrayed in "Titanic", Zack falls in love with a smart, sophisticated woman who boards the ship with her boyfriend. However, when her boyfriend's jealousy causes him to frame Zack for stealing a valuable necklace, the friendship between Zack and the beautiful woman may be broken. Meanwhile, Cody becomes the referee of a competition between London's pet dog and Bailey's pet pig, in which the losing pet must swim home.


6.8/10 (6 Votes cast)

Episode Info


Episode number: 1x4
Production Number: 103
Airdate: Friday October 10th, 2008



Guest Stars
Aaron PeriloAaron Perilo
As Ashton
Shannon HoltShannon Holt
As Mrs. Berg
Main Cast
Dylan SprouseDylan Sprouse
As Zack Martin
Cole SprouseCole Sprouse
As Cody Martin
Brenda SongBrenda Song
As London Tipton
Debby RyanDebby Ryan
As Bailey Pickett
Phill LewisPhill Lewis
As Mr. Moseby
Episode Quotes
London: Here, hold this.
(London gives Moseby a bone-shaped banner)
London: One of the cabin boys painted it for me, it says bone voyage, get it? Bone?
Moseby: Got it.
London: Good, could you explain it to me?

London: Zack! That cake was supposed to be for Ivana.
Zack: That would explain the liver frosting.

Ashton: Towel boy!
Cody: That would be me, tragically. Actually, I’m a student here on the ship, and my brother maxed out my student cash card.
Ashton: Don’t care, I asked for a towel boy, not boring story boy.
Cody: It’s not boring if you wait 'till the end.

Zack: I'm thinking: Hot babe, minus the jerk, equals happy Zack.
Cody: Wow, that was almost math. Good job, buddy.

Mrs. Berg: I'm going to be 30... 5... OK, 40, but that's as high as I'll go.

Mrs. Berg: What can be more important than my 40th birthday?
Violet: Next year when you're 50.

Cody: I'm calling it a draw.
London: It isn't enough that Ivana solved a crime, now you want her to draw something?
Bailey: No, a draw is a tie.
London: Ivana looks ridiculous in a tie and she was clearly the winner!

Mrs. Berg: She loves it!
Violet: Mother, I can speak for myself. It is beautiful!
Mrs. Berg: And she loves it!



Cultural References
The storyline with Zack and Violet is a parody on the movie "Titanic".

Ashton: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids, and your dog.

This is a reference to Scooby-Doo.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorPamela Eells
Production ControllerBob Weber (2)
 
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