Episode Quotes
London: Here, hold this.
(London gives Moseby a bone-shaped banner)
London: One of the cabin boys painted it for me, it says bone voyage, get it? Bone?
Moseby: Got it.
London: Good, could you explain it to me?
London: Zack! That cake was supposed to be for Ivana.
Zack: That would explain the liver frosting.
Ashton: Towel boy!
Cody: That would be me, tragically. Actually, I’m a student here on the ship, and my brother maxed out my student cash card.
Ashton: Don’t care, I asked for a towel boy, not boring story boy.
Cody: It’s not boring if you wait 'till the end.
Zack: I'm thinking: Hot babe, minus the jerk, equals happy Zack.
Cody: Wow, that was almost math. Good job, buddy.
Mrs. Berg: I'm going to be 30... 5... OK, 40, but that's as high as I'll go.
Mrs. Berg: What can be more important than my 40th birthday?
Violet: Next year when you're 50.
Cody: I'm calling it a draw.
London: It isn't enough that Ivana solved a crime, now you want her to draw something?
Bailey: No, a draw is a tie.
London: Ivana looks ridiculous in a tie and she was clearly the winner!
Mrs. Berg: She loves it!
Violet: Mother, I can speak for myself. It is beautiful!
Mrs. Berg: And she loves it!
Cultural References
The storyline with Zack and Violet is a parody on the movie "Titanic".
Ashton: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids, and your dog.
This is a reference to Scooby-Doo.