Episode Quotes
Emma Tutweiller: Do you think this class is a joke?
Zack: YES! Unless the right answer is no.
Kirby: That's why I can spot a phony disguise a mile away.
(Woody enters disguised as a security guard.)
Woody: I'm here to relieve you.
Kirby: Okey dokey, let me get me a sandwich or something.
Woody: No way.
Zack: Way.
Woody: No way.
Zack: Way.
Woody: No way.
Cody: I'll handle this... way.
Cody: Then I guess you're free to tutor me tonight.
Ms. Tutweiller: Tutor you? You wrote tomorrow's lesson plan!
Ms. Tutweiller: You were supposed to do a report on a city, not some low budget surfer flick.
Woody: Hey, waves of terror was very educational. I learned about waves and terror.
Ms. Tutweiller: Well, you're terrifying me.
Ms. Tutweiller: London.
London: Eh?
Ms. Tutweiller: Can you name one of the chief exports of Hawaii?
London: Hawaiians.
Ms.Tutweiller: Do I look like a waitress?
London: Uh...
Ms.Tutweiller: Never mind.
Bailey: Can't believe Ms. Tutweiller didn't let me give my report on kettlepot, I had pie charts made of actual pie.
(Zack turns his chair around, and we see him eating a pie.)
Zack: Oops. If it's any consolation, your homework... delicious!
Bailey: Well, you better go tell Ms. Tutweiller you ate my A+.
Episode Goofs
In the episode "Parrot Island", Woody says he has 11 toes, 8 on one foot and 3 on the other. But in this episode, when he is clipping his toenails you can clearly see he has 5 and 5.