Episode Quotes
Bailey: I'm Bailey, I don't suppose the boys have mentioned me.
Arwin: (On laptop) Are you kidding? Cody sent me a nine-page email just about your hair.
Cody: That was a typo. I wasn't writing about Bailey's hair, it was supposed to say daily bear... which is a column I write about bears... daily.
Arwin: (On laptop) Nice save.
Cody: Look at her, drooling over him like he's some kind of Greek Adonis.
Adonis: Hello, my name is Adonis.
Cody: Hey, tour guide, you're suppose to be telling us what stuff is, what's this?
Visual: (Cody points without looking)
Adonis: That is a fire extinguisher.
Cody: Thank you...
London: Four score, and seven years ago our fathers...
Moseby: Wait, wait a minute, Abraham Lincoln already gave that speech.
London: Yeah, but it was so long ago nobody remembers it.
Milos: I just found out the gift you gave your beloved... it is the real one!
Zack: Oh my Gosh, how did you find out?
Milos: Because the one at the museum says "Made in China"!
Ms. Tutweiller: London, how's the speech going?
London: Well, I have the beginning: Ladies and...
Ms. Tutweiller: Yes?
London: It's all I've got... so far.
Moseby: To be fair, it is some of her best work.
Ms. Tutweiller: She misspelt ladies. London, where do you hear the letter Q in ladies?
Milos: Hey! Cousin Arwin! Ah, your little friends were very fun, until they almost got me fired.
Arwin: (On laptop) Yeah, they'll do that.
Milos: Did Arwin happen to mention anything about me owing him money?
Cody: No.
Milos: He is a lying pig! Did you say no? Never mind.