Episode Quotes
Mr. Moseby: Zack, why the heck are you going?
Zack: Cody says we're gonna find Nirvana. I bet she's hot!
(Zack walks away.)
Cody: I'm going to tell him that Nirvana's not a girl after we reach the top of the mountain.
Padma: Oh, London, thank Goodness you're here!
London: Who are you?
Padma: Padma...
London: Huh?
Padma: Your roommate...
London: Huh?
Padma: Your maid...
London: Huh?
Padma: Student maid!
London: Oh, hey! How you been?
Cody: No! We're out of money! I came here for spiritual enlightenment and the only thing that's been enlightend is my wallet!
Man on phone: There are now only 642 callers in front of you!
Mr. Moseby: Argh!
Padma's Mom: Wait, wait, wait. I smell something fishy here!
London: Well, we are on the ocean!