Episode Quotes
Bailey: You know, I'm surprised Maddie could afford a vacation like this. London's always telling me how tragically poor she is.
Cody: Well, she saved up her babysitting money...
Zack: And her candy-counter tips...
Cody: And all the change from between her couch cushions and finally had enough money...
Zack: For the bus ticket to the airport.
Maddie: Oh, don't worry. I brought a bed from home.
London: Told you she's poor, she sleeps on a raft!
Bailey: London, them make very comfortable, inflatable mattresses these days.
Maddie: They do, but this happens to be a raft.
Zack: Who are you?
Harold the Herold: I am the prince's Harold herold.
(Everybody laughs.)
Harold the Herold: Yes, yes. I'm a herold named Harold, my brother Taylor is a taylor, it's very fun...
Maddie: You know, this vacation is actually turning out worse than the time my family of 12 piled into a hatchback and drove 2 000 miles to see the Big Canyon.
Bailey: You mean the Grand Canyon?
Maddie: I wish...