Wendy:: The Batter of the Bulge Pancake House? Well, in the pantheon of places I like to be taken to by a gentleman caller…
Tyler: You don’t find the promise of Luftwaffles and Panzer cakes irresistible?
Wendy: While I do admire the culinary genius who thought to forge the human drama of the Allied struggle against Nazi Germany with the tasty goodness of all-day breakfast…
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Tyler: Step this way, please.
Wendy: But I was just about to order a crueler named after the invasion of Crete.
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Wendy:: I just wish I wasn’t having such a difficult time of this.
Lacey: Sex, waffles, and video games? What am I missing?
Wendy: Can you keep a secret?
Lacey: Have I told anybody about that thing with the blueberry pudding pops and the elliptical machine?
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Lacey: You got to stop looking for the emotional rip-cord, Dub-Dub, or you’re going to find out that your parachute is really a backpack.
Wendy: What’s that even mean?
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Wendy: Check this guy out. The Fabulous Face. He tries to replace everyone in the White House with evil doubles.
The Middleman: And he succeeded, though no one seemed to notice at the time.
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The Middleman: This is amazing. I always knew OST2k had the technology to cryogenically freeze Middlemen,
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: O2STK?
Ida: Organization Too Secret to Know. It’s our little joke. Like you and I had.
Ida and 1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: WTHWWF.
The Middleman: Whoever the Heck We Work For?
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1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: I knew The Candle faked his death. it was the only way he could shake my tail.
The Middleman: Sheer elegance in its simplicity.
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Bad guys still say that?
The Middleman: Like a broken record.
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The Middleman: Oh phooey.
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Phooey? What is that?
Wendy: It’s a polite way of saying *bleep*
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Oh. Since when are we polite?
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Tyler: And now I’m testing your oven.
Wendy: We have an oven?
Tyler: It’s the metal box where you store your extra paint.
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The Middleman: Fire and brimstone! We do not smoke in the Middlemobile!
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Why not? Is there something combustible in here?
The Middleman: Only my temper, when I see a man willingly invite cancer into his body!
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Cancer? Everyone knows the Surgeon General is a red dupe.
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Candle Boy: Come on, a guy leaves you a melting ray, you’re not going to steal something. The whole thing is just…
The Middleman, Wendy, 1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Sheer elegance in its simplicity.
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Wendy: Guy! What are you doing here?
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: At present I’m looking for some hooch.
Wendy: You stay away from my roommate.
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: I meant a drink.
Wendy: Oh.
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Ida: (attaching a prosthetic hand) Hold still my little wubie.
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Pan down the puppy dog eyes, Ida. This isn’t the hand that rocks the cradle, if you know what I mean.
Ida: Don’t get fresh with me, pony boy, I might actually have to take you up on something.
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1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: The Candle is out there. And I know right where he’s taken that Balthorium-G.
The Middleman: Snake Island.
Wendy:: What is that, like near Dead Man’s Bluff?
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Right below the Devil’s Throat. I’m glad to see you’ve done your homework.
Wendy: Seriously? I was just being snarky.
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Wendy:: So how do we get to the Candle’s lair?
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Well, maybe Scotty can beam us down. Huh. It’s an obscure reference to a canceled television show. I’m sure you’ve never heard of it.
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Wendy: I have a question. Why are you guys in wetsuits, and I’m in this Honey Ryder Thunderball nightmare.
1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Honey Ryder’s from Doctor No.
Wendy: Ah, you make me sick..
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1969 Middleman/Guy Goddard: Sorry, Toots, but the only thing more dangerous than an attractive woman is an intelligent woman.
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Wendy:: I thought Middlemen only told the truth and nothing but the truth.
The Middleman:: I am telling the truth. It’s only the facts I’m changing.
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