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The Middleman: The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation

An animated puppet holds the key to a mass resurrection of vampires across the Earth.


8.1/10 (13 Votes cast)

Episode Info


Episode number: 1x10
Airdate: Monday August 18th, 2008

Director: Sandy Smolan
Writer: Andy Reaser


Guest Stars
Drew Tyler BellDrew Tyler Bell
As Pip
Recurring
Sean Davis (1)Sean Davis (1)
As Joe 90
Recurring
Rob NagleRob Nagle
As Renfield Renny
Steve ValentineSteve Valentine
As Nikolas Pherides
Scarlett ChorvatScarlett Chorvat
As Irene Dubrovna
Vic ChaoVic Chao
As Dr. Judd

Co-Guest Stars
Michael OosteromMichael Oosterom
As Spanky
Recurring
Gideon EmeryGideon Emery
As Vladdy/Vlad the Impaler
Boris KievskyBoris Kievsky
As Jealous Ventriloquist
John OJohn O'Brien (1)
As Interviewer
Fred OchsFred Ochs
As Minister
Sadie StrattonSadie Stratton
As Lizzie/Elizabeth Rousset
Main Cast
Matt KeeslarMatt Keeslar
As The Middleman
Natalie Morales (2)Natalie Morales (2)
As Wendy Watson
Brit MorganBrit Morgan
As Lacey Thornfield

Recap

Wendy and Lacey are preparing for a party but Lacey is too distracted to listen to Wendy’s stories about Tyler on his vacation. Lacey finally admits that she had a sex dream about Pip, their mortal enemy. Wendy is less than thrilled. They go to the party and while looking for Noser, a fortune teller offers to tell Wendy’s fortune. After a few inaccurate predictions, she draws a card with Noser on it and starts chanting in a trance, muttering about Noser being rent limb from limb while saving Wendy. The card bursts into fire and the fortune teller Jamie comes out of it, not remembering what she said while in the trance...

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Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
ChromeoBonafied Lovinfirst party scene
Walter MeegoBaby Pleasesecond party scene


Episode Quotes
Wendy: How could a sex dream with Pip possibly start normal?

Wendy: I just have one thing I have to know. Was Pip packing?
Lacey: The seventh grade called, they want their maturity back.

Wendy: At my confirmation I prayed I would one day grow up to kill a vampire. And now I can.

The Middleman: Dubbie, I can’t help but notice you seem to have rent appendages on your brain.
Ida: That’s the hippie lettuce talking.

The Middleman: If you want to help Mr. Noser right now, you’ll dedicate yourself mind, body , and soul to preventing undead creatures of the night from rising from the grave to suck him dry.
Wendy: You don’t talk to other humans much, do you?

The Middleman: If a vampire offers you soup, what does that mean?

The Middleman: Dubbie, did he just turn into a bat puppet?
Wendy: Man, I don’t even have an opinion.

Wendy: I’m not sure Vladdy’s gonna start biting anyone just yet.
Ida: Look, it’s trying to think.

The Middleman: I know it hasn’t been easy wiping the vision of Mr. Noser’s agonizing dismemberment from your mind.
Wendy: And thanks for putting it right back in.

Dr. Judd: We don’t get many visitors from the Department of Education.
Wendy: Well, if you can teach the criminally insane, you can teach anyone.

Ida: (to Wendy) No pressure, hon. I fully expect you to fail.

Vlad the Impaler & Elizabeth Rousset: Minions of the night, rise from your sanctuaries of sleep to feast on the blood of all mankind!



Cultural References
The MacFarlane & Gray Hotel Spa & Convention Center refers to the movie The Body Snatcher (19845), and the characters Dr. Wolfe MacFarlane John Gray (Boris Karloff).


Dracula

Among the references to the novel and movies are:

* The John Seward Home for the Criminally Insane refers to Dr. John Steward, a student of Dr. Abraham Van Helsing, who runs an asylum in England.
* Renfield Renquist is named after Renfield, the mental patient in the novels and movies.
* The Middleman mentions 1895 as the last time a Middleman fought a vampire. That's the year in which Dracula was first published.
* 1010 Holmwood Drive refers to Arthur Holmwood, Lucy Westerna's fiancee




Other Episode Crew

CreatorJavier Grillo-Marxuach
Executive ProducerJavier Grillo-Marxuach  |  John Ziffren
Co-Executive ProducerHans Beimler
Supervising ProducerJeremiah S. Chechik
ProducerJon Paré
Co-ProducerSarah Watson
Associate ProducerShane Keller
Production DesignerNaomi Slodki
EditorJames Renfroe
CastingAmy McIntyre Britt  |  Michael Nicolo
Unit Production ManagerJon Paré
First Assistant DirectorRichard W. Abramitis
Second Assistant DirectorMelody Beam
MusicTree Adams
Music SupervisorAllison Clark
Costume DesignerDanielle Launzel
Key GripBen Beaird
Camera OperatorMichael Gfelner  |  Allen D. Easton
Set DesignerJudi Giovanni
Location ManagerBriana Burke
Transportation CoordinatorMalcolm Mazer
Property MasterGregory Edgar
Construction CoordinatorStar Fields
Production Sound MixerBuck Robinson
Script SupervisorNancy Solomon
Production CoordinatorMelanie E. Gonzalez
Script CoordinatorNeil Levin
Post Production SupervisorKeith Patterson (2)
Supervising Sound EditorMark Friedgen
GafferKeith Roverud
Director of PhotographyJohn C. Newby
Story EditorAndy Reaser
Stunt CoordinatorGregory J. Barnett
Based On The Works OfLes McClaine  |  Javier Grillo-Marxuach
Main Title ThemeTree Adams
Visual Effects SupervisorStephen Lebed
Department Head HairSteven Soussana
Department Head Make-upKimber Eastwood
Special Effects CoordinatorRandy Cabral
Production ControllerBrett D. Born
Special Effects Make-upTodd Tucker
 

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