Ratings: 1.115 million viewers (8th for the night).

Leon: Morning.
Kerry: (hungover) Where am I?
Leon: This is my place.
Kerry: Your place?
Leon: Yeah, that's my bed.
Kerry: Oh God. Oh God.
Leon: Oh no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Before you go jumping to ...
Kerry: Jumping to any conclusions.
Leon: Yeah. You got a bit pissed last night Kerry. And then you decided to get a tattoo, and then you pretty much passed out. I wanna assure you that nothing happened. Between... (motions to himself and Kerry) And to prove it, I filmed it all. I'll show you.
Kerry: You filmed it? What are you talking about?
Leon: Wait, I'll show you.
Kerry: Oh shit no, turn it off. Please turn it off. Oh this is so creepy. Please turn it off.

Michael: Hello Constable Dagostino.
Stella: Shut up. (watching Dom) Look at that! Look at him!

Shannon: Where's Michael? (Josh points to him) What's he doing?
Josh: Serving and protecting. It seems double parking really gives Michael the shits.

Kerry: We've tried talking to him, but no answer. Wanna give it a go? (hands Lawson a megaphone)
Lawson: Bit old school.

Leon: Oh thank God you're here.
Lawson: (looks at Kerry) I can't help you Leon.
Leon: What?
Lawson: She wouldn't want me to see her like that.
Leon: But you can't go, you just got here.
Lawson: Look, don't tell her I was here, alright?
Leon: Mate, you come here in the middle of the night, and now you're gonna leave...
Lawson: Believe me, this is the best way. Okay? Can you try and get her home?
Leon: How?
Lawson: I dunno, drag her if you have to. Just don't tell her I was here. Do not tell anyone else about this. Just get her home. Please.

Leon: (on the phone to Lawson) She kidnapped me! She's got no licence, so she made me designated driver... I don't know what she's doing, I know she's acting nuts... She's drinking those c***sucking cowboys. She's making me drink them. Have you tasted them? They're awful... Don't laugh! I need your help. Can you get down here? ... I don't know. I think it's about that cyclist she hit that died... No, she hasn't said anything but she doesn't look good Lawson... I don't care how busy you are. Please, can you get down here as soon as you can?

Jacinta: You are one hell of a cop.
Lawson: Alright.
Jacinta: I mean, I've heard the stories...
Lawson: I think that's enough.
Jacinta: But now I see how you can deduce.
Lawson: Are you finished?

Lawson: Kerry? Kerry. Listen. Hey, if this thing goes pear-shaped, they'll make you blow a number on it. You've beaten one .05 charge before, you need to be double zero...
Kerry: I'm fine. Alright? Just give me five minutes, and I'll bring him in.
Lawson: Look, last night I saw...
Kerry: I am fine.

Leon: Wash it down with a V. Breakfast of champions.

V is an energy drink which is produced by Frucor in both Australia and New Zealand.