Episode Quotes
Leon: Lawson's witness protection guy's shooting at him.
Kerry: Well tell him to shoot back!
Michael: Just breathe the baby out your wah-wah.
Clare: What's a wah-wah?
Leon: [over the phone] Can't you say vagina Michael?
Kerry: [after she finds the menstrual chart Leon has been doing for the girls] Leon, I don't know whether to laugh, or to hit you.
Leon: Oh see, it depends on where you are. 'Cause if I had of told you that two weeks from now, you might not have reacted so favourably.
Michael: Josh are you there? I had a boy. A beautiful baby boy.
Josh: [sarcastically] Congratulations.
Leon: That was Nina. [pauses] She's ovulating.
Kerry: That's ... too much information Leon.
Leon: She wants to have a baby.
Kerry: Yeah I figured.
Leon: I don't.
Kerry: [smiles at him a little] Good luck with that one.
Leon: [trying to give Michael some advice about delivering a baby] It prevents tearing.
Michael: [yelling] I don't wanna know! I know too much already!
Michael: Reporting no movement Josh. Over.
Josh: Copy that Michael.
Michael: Copy that Josh.
Josh: Likewise, no movement.
Michael: Still reporting no movement. Over.
Josh: Got that Michael. Likewise, no movement.
Michael: No wait a minute. I think I see something. Uh... no. Bird. Still reporting no movement. [pauses] Over.