Two Face: Here we are again, Batman. Face to Two Face.
Batman: The warden at Arkham Asylum was worried, Harvey. Seems you disappeared without leaving a note--just two guards in intensive care.
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Two Face: You.. cheated, Batman.
Batman: Sorry, Harvey. But justice isn't a two-way street.
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Batman: Hungry? Then how about a knuckle sandwich? And a side of Nth metal.
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Dr. Fate: We must investigate further at... my tower.
Batman: The Batcave. We should make use of the superior tools for the job.
Dr. Fate: Agreed. The Eldritch Scrolls.
Batman: The Bat Computer! State-of-the-art crime lab.
Dr. Fate: All-Seeing Eye of Octorum.
(monsters arrive)
Batman: Right. The tower it is.
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Dr. Fate: Will you hear our pleas?
Batman: Listen. we've got major problems!
Typhon: There's more than a little chaos in this one, Nabu. I like him.
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Dr. Fate: With your permission, I'll borrow all your powers and skills, in the faint hope that combined into a single hero, they may give one of us the necessary edge to defeat Equinox.
Plastic Man: So who gets the powers?
Aquaman: A battle royale against insurmountable odds? A clash of titans? My friends, the choice is clear.
Batman: Fate gets the powers. Only he has the discipline to control such a force.
Aquaman: I was... going to say that.
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Aquaman: Bash him in the blowhole for us, Batman!
Plastic Man: Don't you mean Batmonolith?
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(Batman punches Equinox)
Equinox: I suppose that balances the books, Batman.
Batman: By my count, there's still a matter of interest.
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Dr. Fate: We need a plan.
Batman: You're right. I surrender.
Dr. Fate: That's not a plan!
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Batman: Good work, guys. Justice wins the day thanks to the Brave and the Bold.
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