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Delocated :: Pilot (01x00)
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| Title: | Pilot |
| Episode #: | 01x00 |
| Original Airdate: | Tuesday April 01st, 2008 |
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Jon, along with his wife and son, prepare for the move to New York City. Mike, the federal agent assigned to watch over the family, gives them a rundown of how their new life as reality stars will be. After arriving in New York, the family finds their new loft is actually a small apartment room. Susan leaves with David, leaving Jon to sit and contemplate why he agreed to all this.
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Jon: So Susan and David aren't crazy about doing the show. Susan thinks we're putting ourselves in danger, she's got David in a panic that he's gonna be killed. What's the worst that's gonna happen? I become super famous and we get divorced because of how laid I'm getting? | Jon: Why else would I put my family on camera and risk them being murdered if I wasn't in a sweet loft? That's what makes it worth it! | Jon: I'm not really suppose to talk about what I did for a living previously, but lets just say it rhymes with architect. | Jon: (while crying) Paul Rudd is dead! He was in Anchorman and the Forty-Year Old Virgin! He was in The Shape of Things! He was in Clueless and Romeo + Juliet! He did a thing in Reno 911!: Miami! The Cider House Rules! P.S.! The Oh in Ohio! Knocked Up! He had a series of Broadway credits.. | Jon: I don't know Mike. I feel like my life is falling apart. My wife left me, she took my son. Working at a coffee shop. Paul Rudd was killed right before my eyes. And now I gotta try to sleep alone in a strange apartment that's not even a sweet loft. |
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