(Bianca walks to find Kat and Patrick alone in the bedroom)
Bianca: Can I borrow the... A male in your bedroom? And he's cuuuute. Am I sleepwalking again?
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(Patrick disappears out Kat's window)
Bianca: Spooky!
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(Bianca, Walter and Kat arrive at Padua High's evacuation center)
Bianca: I feel like a poodle at a dessert buffet. What I wouldn't do for a flat iron right now.
Kat: People could be losing their homes and you're worried about your hair. You're worse than Anderson Cooper.
(Kat looks around the school)
Bianca: You're looking for Patrick, (mocking tone) you like him.
Kat: No, I don't.
Bianca: (mocking tone) You want to kiss him.
Kat: Really? Are you five?
Bianca: I'm just excited to learn that you're capable of physical attraction. Now maybe I won't to have suffer the burden of caring for you and your cats when you're old.
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Bianca: (to Kat when Chastity walks up) Face forward and don't say anything or I'll tell Patrick you wanna have his babies.
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Chastity: Bianca, can you believe this? Fires are so scary, I'm totally traumatized. And what you're wearing doesn't help.
Bianca: I sleep in the nude so I had to borrow these.
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Kat: (about Chastity) I can't believe her broomstick didn't burn in the fire.
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Verna: (to Kat) Missy lighten up. I know a lot of cat ladies that started out like you.
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Michael: Dude, there are vulnerable hot chicks all over this place looking for a shoulder to cry on. I know it's wrong, but I love this fire.
Cameron: Yeah, me too, now I know what Bianca wears to bed.
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Verna: (to Kat as Patrick walks in) Oh, who's that you're undressing with your eyes?
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Michael: Girls I am here for you in your time of need, K?. So why don't we go around the circle and share what we're afraid of losing the most.
Dawn: My vintage collection of US Weekly's. They're irreplaceable.
Michelle: My ionic featherweight hair dryer. It blows so hard.
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(Patrick walks in)
Kat: So you made it. Where's your family?
Patrick: I killed them all. They were slowing me down.
Kat: Natural disasters do bring out the best in people.
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Vivian: What's your deal anyway? You married, seperated, big fat cheater?
Walter: Widowed
Vivian: I'm so sorry. Was it recent?
Walter: Yes. 7 years.
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Bianca: Chastity I'm not putting a family of six in a closet.
Chastity: OH, WOW, I'm gonna pretend this little temper tantrum never happened. I know you're really stressed about losing all your dead moms stuff.
(Chastity walks away and tells the others they have to leave her room)
Bianca: You are such a BITCH!
Chastity: What did you say to me?
Bianca: You heard me. You are a manipulative, conniving little shrew of a person and I am sick of taking your crap. Can't you see that no one likes you?
(Chastity walks off)
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Verna: (to Kat) Missy lighten up. I know a lot of cat ladies that started out like you.
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