Sweet Daddy Dee: (to audience) Remember when presidents used to be white?
Achmed: (to Jeff) I cleaned up around the cave, I plucked my eyebrows, I built a bomb.
Walter: (to travel agent) From what I can tell she likes to shop, nag, and wear perfume that smells like zoo dirt.
Bubba J: (to Mirice family) You got one of them fancy upstairs houses. You folks strike oil or invent something like the shovel?