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ALF :: Keepin' the Faith (01x05)
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| Title: | Keepin' the Faith |
| Episode #: | 01x05 |
| Production Number: | 1008 |
| Original Airdate: | Monday October 20th, 1986 |
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ALF decides to embark on a new career as a Terry Faith Cosmetics girl.
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ALF: I'm in the rouge-slinging game.
Kate: What?
ALF: That's trade lingo for beauty rep.
| Kate: ALF, I thought we decided against you getting a job!
ALF: This isn't a job. It's a glittering, fast-paced career!
| ALF: I'm a Terry Faith girl.
Brain: I thought you were an alien.
ALF: Why can't I have the best of both worlds?
| Kate: We'll give you a few chores to do around the house, how would that be?
ALF: You mean fluffing up pillows? Stuff like that?
Kate: No, but you could help fold laundry, load the dishwasher. No, no, not that.
| ALF: It's nose to the grindstone time for this parasite.
| ALF: I'm starting to see what this is about. The fingers are being pointed in the direction of the furry visitor. You think I'm a parasite!
Willie: No one thinks you're a parasite.
ALF: Or a freeloader!
Willie: Well, freeloader's closer.
| Willie: Why would you even turn on the dryer?
ALF: To keep me company at night, why? Is 8 hours too long?
| Willie: $4000?
ALF: Yep. That matches my total.
Willie: ALF! How were you able to purchase $4000 worth of makeup?
ALF: I put it on your Visa. Oh and by the way, you are over your limit.
| Willie: Let's move onto another problem - food.
ALF: I'm gonna go get some cookies.
Willie: Now, I'm not sure all of us are aware how much food costs. . .
ALF: Hey! We're all out of macaroons! All we got are chocolate chips.
Willie: Let alone, how much food we eat.
(Everyone stares at ALF, eating cookies)
ALF: Is there a problem?
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