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ALF: The Gambler

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Episode Info

Episode number: 1x23
Production Number: 1022
Airdate: Monday April 06th, 1987

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Guest Stars
Anne MearaAnne Meara
As Dorothy Halligan
David LeisureDavid Leisure
As Nicky Mintz
Bob LarkinBob Larkin
As Customer
Pamela McMylerPamela McMyler
As Customer
Phil RubensteinPhil Rubenstein
As Customer
Episode Quotes
ALF: Is this correct? $11,000 for a balloon payment?
Willie: That's correct
ALF: Well, you're getting ripped off, you can get an entire package of balloons for sixty-nine cents.

Willie: So you understand what a balloon payment is, and you understand what a garage sale is.
ALF: Yes, now would you please explain secular humanism again?

ALF: It would have been a great bottle if not for the ship inside.
Willie: It's a Nina!
ALF: Sorry, on Melmac we didn't name our bottles.

Kate: Mom, since when do you bet on horses?
Dorothy: All my life.
Kate: That's funny, I can't picture you at a racetrack
ALF: I can picture her running!

ALF: Forgive my ignorance, but what's a bookie?
Kate: An unsavory element
ALF: Like oregano?

Dorothy: It's my money
ALF: But it's our inheritance!
Dorothy: For your information, I am planning to leave all my money to the alien task force!

Dorothy: I think your neighbors are having a garage sale today too.
Kate: You're kidding.
Dorothy: Yeah, they've gotta couple of beat up chairs and an old sofa out on their front lawn.
Kate: Oh yeah, that's the way it always looks.

Willie: He placed a bet with your bookie and lost six grand!
ALF: When you say it, it sounds so sleazy.

Warning: ALF season 1 episode 23 guide may contain spoilers
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