Tommy: Man isn't Hebrew school wack!
Rachel: I don't think so.
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Tommy: Great idea Grandpa! Thanks!
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Rachel: I thought you didn't dig religious school.
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Tommy: Are you kidding?! I used to keep a screw driver in my diaper!
(Everyone in the Hebrew Class laughs at him)
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Phil: Alright! Who is she?
Tommy: A girl I met in Hebrew school.
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Phil: Can we go?!
Chuckie: Not until I learn that girls name.
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Tommy: Dad what a shbot?
Stu: A female robot!
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Tommy: Hi Grandpa what you doing? Shelling Peas?
Grandpa Boris: Nope! Shelling Peas.
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Dil: Oh yeah! Rabbi Stu!
Tommy: (Starts Crying)
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Tommy: Please don't let Rachel show up!
Dil: Is that her?
Tommy: Yes!
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Rachel: Why would you do such a thing?
Tommy: I just wnated you to like me!
Rachel: I already did!
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Tommy: Chuckie wait! I can explain!
Chuckie: You don't have too!
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(Talking about Rachel)
Chuckie: Wow she's pretty, smart, and plays sports too! I wouldn't play with me either.
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